Sun supports...

The Red Dart
As many of our readers know we have come out fighting against these outsiders. They have fought in our streets, damaged public property and injured many members of the public (you'll all remember the Jack Gresty incident!). We've had thousands of letters from you justly terrified that one of them is in your neighbourhood and live in fear of attacks.
There is one however, who you would not only love to have living in your street, but visiting your home for tea. We are talking about of course, the Red Dart After saving the Thames Whale we though he was good but, it was when he prevented a potential disaster at Heathrow yesterday. We just had to stand up and support this model citizen.....

Luke folded the paper and slammed it down in the vents behind his underground seat. The guy next to him looked alarmed. He gave him a conciliatory smile and decided there and then, the "Red Dart" was going cold turkey.